I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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