idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to stop coming to work sober
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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