Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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