but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
