remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
