I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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