God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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