scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?