Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!