I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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