He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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