imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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