i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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