talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
