Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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