when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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