porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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