just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
