I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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