windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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