where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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