i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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