found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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