Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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