I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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