come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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