69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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