this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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