we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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