he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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