I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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