come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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