Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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