But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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