Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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