i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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