that's an acceptable place to lick
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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