Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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