I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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