I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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