i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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