There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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