It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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