i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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