Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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