What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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