My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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