I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
