Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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