Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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