you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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