I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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