so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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