Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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