He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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