I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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