Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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