I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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