Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
