Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
id be glad to
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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