She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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