remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
jump out the window naked night went bad
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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